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Introduction
It’s going to be a wild good time in Osaka – or at least that’s what the premise of the site suggests. Osaka Girls is an all-Japanese cast featuring ultra-hardcore porn content.
The home tour at OsakaGirls.com claims that “Osaka girls are the best, fucking one is even better.”
There are also promises of weekly updates of content filmed around the world including Japan, Hong Kong, Shanghai, Thailand, Philippines, and Vietnam.
Impression
Action speaks louder than words. And I’ll do you a favor by telling you that you should probably stop reading this review right now. Don’t you just hate it when a site promises all these great things only to let you down once you’ve entered your credit card information? The home page says that “OSAKAGIRLS guarantees that you will need at least 6 months to check out the current stuff”. Suggesting that the content will keep you engaged for at least 6 months.
I think it’s pretty obvious to anybody who visits the free tour that the site hasn’t been updated in years. And I doubt it will ever be updated again. The samples given on the free tour look to be 20 years old. The video quality is poor, the design looks cheap, and there’s nothing original about the site. But what’s really unprofessional is the childish copywriting. For example, on the signup page, it says:
You can wait 400 years till your torrents finish downloading, or you can get it all instantly, right here, right now! You will never want to leave OsakaGirls. We can fucking guarantee it!
Videos
The only thing that the site seems to have going for it is the selection of uncensored of videos and pictures. But you can find plenty of other Japanese porn sites with uncensored content, sites that don’t blatantly lie on the signup page, that will do a better job. I thought it was cool to have an all-Osaka theme site since there already many Tokyo ones. But there’s nothing inside the member’s area to even suggest that the scenes are shot in Osaka. A lot of the content isn’t even Asian – it’s almost like they just added whatever recycled content they had and threw it together as a paysite expecting to make money. Obviously, the site can’t compete with today’s standard of HD niche porn.
Price
I might as well make this review thorough just to get it over with. Membership options include a $2.95 trial membership (3 days) which will then automatically renew at $29.95. Oh, but wait! There’s another option for $4.95 for 3 days which renews at $19.95. This makes absolutely no sense. I’m not even going to waste my time writing about 14-day trial and non-recurring options.
Conclusion
There’s nothing else that needs to be said about this site. If you’ve managed to make it to the end of this review, then thanks for sticking around. Please check out our other site reviews. But don’t sign up to OsakaGirls.com unless you want to waste your money.
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